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Congratulations! You’ve been made an elf in Santa’s Workshop. Well done, you. That is no small feat; we hear the journey to become an elf is a long and arduous one. There is a written exam, an oral exam, and even a practical where you have to carve a functional rocking horse right in front of the big guy, himself! How nerve wracking. So you were thrilled when you got your acceptance letter by Reindeer Post. But we’re sure you were more than a little surprised to find out what does not come with the job: you are expected to provide your own elf costume for the job (not to mention health benefits). Sure, you can rent a decent elf suit up north, but it seems like the uniform really should really come with the gig, eh? Have no fear, friend. This Plus Size Elf Costume ought to do the trick for your first day on the job at the North Pole, and will last you well into your years toiling away in Santa’s Workshop. That’s because our exclusive design is as classic as an elf costume can be. It will cover you in magical elfin finery from its cone hat to its curved booties, and the look boasts all the fixin’s you’d expect: a jester-style collar, decorative buttons, and candy cane inspired stripes. So now all you have to worry about is finding that perfect, two bedroom open floor plan apartment with outdoor space and within walking distance of the Workshop. Oh, and making beautiful toys for every child in the world!
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