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Modern FrustrationsYou’re outside mowing your lawn on an especially hot day. The sun beats down on your weary shoulders as you eye the push-mower with disgust. You wouldn’t be in this situation if your neighbor had returned the riding mower you let him borrow 4 months ago. If this were the 15th century you’d march across the street and demand satisfaction—a duel with swords or pistols!That could be on over-reaction, perhaps just a horse race or a public embarrassment…Maybe your thought of revenge are just frustration and the excessive heat talking, but if you ever dreamed of being a Renaissance-era gentleman, we don’t blame you. A life spent strolling the streets (or riding high in a carriage), indulging in art, wine, and giant turkey legs sounds pretty appetizing to us too and our Plus Size Noble Renaissance Man Costume is perfect for living out your dreams of centuries past!FUN DetailsThe tunic and shirt combo of this costume comes with a gold-toned chain as well as trim made of faux fur and brocade ribbon which will tell everyone you encounter that you are a gentleman of importance and dignity. The cuffed faux suede boot tops will keep the mud and cobblestone streets from tarnishing your footwear, and the Tudor bonnet will shield you from the sun during those lengthy jousting tournaments, royal weddings, and yes, even while mowing the lawn. Of course, no nobleman would be ready for court without a cape! This one is made from satin-trimmed velvet that will be the envy of all your fellow nobles.Renaissance ManSo perhaps your neighbor doesn’t deserve to be the brunt of your frustration, but you might be on to something with this Renaissance man thing and our costume may be the perfect outlet. Buy one for you and one for your neighbor and you’ll have the perfect opportunity to bring up your missing mower at a Halloween party or renaissance fair! However you resolve your neighborly disputes the Plus Size Noble Renaissance Man Costume is sure to be a great addition to the costume closet of halloween enthusiasts, renaissance goers, and medieval fanatics alike!
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